Saturday, September 20, 2014

No One Was Murdered Because Of This Image


Oh this is very non-PC, and snigger, snigger...

WHO GIVES A FUCK?

BAQUBAH - Following the publication of the image below, in which the most cherished figures from four religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday. The image of the Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving Jesus Christ as both are having their erect penises vigorously masturbated by Ganesha, all while the Hindu deity anally penetrates Buddha with his fist, reportedly went online at 3:47 p.m. SDT, after which not a single bomb threat was made against the organization responsible, nor did the person who created the cartoon go home fearing for his life in any way. Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day.




Yeah look at that.

Look at it again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What a tryptych! Oh hang on, that's three.

Er, anyway, love that purple color.

To recap:

"upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day."

As we all should do - because, well, the biblical "stories" that we learned about as children were written thousands of years ago by men who just wanted to control the people around them (hello Mohammed - or however the fuck you want it spelled... I care not), for their own selfish wants and desires - there's nothing "religious" about any of it.

PS - No saviours were harmed in the writing of this blog post.

Watch some people's heads explode though.


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